Don't Feed the Plants

thnksfrrynrss: lokilovers: stephthebrave: You don’t even...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:20:28 -0400

lokilovers:

stephthebrave:

You don’t even need to ask what show this relates to.

Well, we know it’s not Sherlock.

too soon

civilisationsofpurethought: thesickestjokes: I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:20:05 -0400

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:56 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:51 -0400

bonerbae: boy moans are so nice

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:41 -0400

bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

thevulcantimelord: the universe has a sick sense of humor

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:28 -0400

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

malaptica: punmonster: i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:02 -0400

malaptica:

punmonster:

i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom

the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen

#sometimes they float across my dash like a creature from the depths of hell tho

internetexplorers: rookieanimeartist: internetexplorers: [rich white dad voice] golf what… the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:18:50 -0400

internetexplorers:

rookieanimeartist:

internetexplorers:

[rich white dad voice] golf

what… the fuck

[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF

kaelyrosebud: So my friend told me, apparently the Peter Pan in...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:18:44 -0400

kaelyrosebud:

So my friend told me, apparently the Peter Pan in Disneyland is pretty popular. I see why, he was a great Peter Pan. I thought I’d share my pictures and story with everyone :) These pictures were taken about 5 years ago, so I don’t remember everything that was said, but I’ll try my best. P.S. Unintentionally, I match the color scheme for a grown up modern Wendy.

Before I took my picture with Peter Pan, Marry Poppins and Bert showed up. I got to enjoy watching as they had a conversation. Peter showed them a tiny fruit, and a stick that he wanted to attach the fruit to. But he became upset because he couldn’t figure out how to do it. after that, I told him how it was my birthday, and he said “I’m sorry.” In a very disappointed tone lol. I think at this point Marry Poppins and Bert were leaving and I asked him in an amusing tone if we could finally take a picture. You can see his reaction as he placed his arm on my shoulder lol. Then he suggested we go on an adventure and asked me where we should go. I answered that we should chase some pirates. I can’t exactly remember how he replied, but I remember he didn’t like the idea because he did that all the time. Eventually he did end up posing with me, but I didn’t include that picture because I like these more lol.

thecomicreliefcharacter: thecomicreliefcharacter: Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:16:52 -0400

thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

ketchuprocket: literally me if i get married Perfect...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:16:43 -0400

ketchuprocket:

literally me if i get married

Perfect lol

this is me right now oh my god

What pokemon type do you think I would be?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:16:30 -0400

30 days of Narnia → favourite entry into Narnia The first...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:15:54 -0400

_{30 days of Narnia → favourite entry into Narnia}

_{The first times.}

letswishuponastar: A good friend knows when to hold you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:15:16 -0400

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:41 -0400

egberts:

cat3277:

egberts:

how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website

theres only 24 hours in one day

recordsandcigarettes: 1-indsey: The only known...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:34 -0400

recordsandcigarettes:

1-indsey:

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this.

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

battor: succubustykisses: One day someone from tumblr is going...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:16 -0400

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:01 -0400

memewhore: rudeandgingerdoctor: 221cbakerstreet: princessfreakazoid: larry-while-were-young: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:13:54 -0400

memewhore:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:13:28 -0400

come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot