I'm just a 15 year old kid with big dreams
fukkkres:


dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: apathyfairy, via jasrnin)

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The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel:Touch the cave wall.
Computer:You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac:Lick the cave wall.
Computer:I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel:Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer:You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac:Not jump. HUMP.
Computer:I don't understand.
Isaac:Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer:You attempt to ju-
Hazel:Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer:I do not-
Isaac:Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer:I do not-
Hazel:FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer:You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel:Crawl.
Computer:You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel:Snake crawl.
Computer:You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel:Can I hump the cave now?
Computer:You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac:I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer:I don't understand-
Isaac:Me neither. Pause.
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passionatedancing:


Poor Nikiya

I’M SORRY. I HAD TO MAKE THIS.
I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF

passionatedancing:

Poor Nikiya

I’M SORRY. I HAD TO MAKE THIS.

I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF

(via pique-jete-fouette)

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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little-miss-abi:

palomita17:

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

THIS IS PERFECT

Look up ‘perfection’ in the dictionary, you will see this post!

(Source: nevillles, via two-day-old-bufriedos)

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